Monday, June 19, 2017
TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN MOVIE REVIEW
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is directed by Michael Bay and Stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, and Peter Cullen. The plot of the movie is Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. When his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. I enjoyed the first Transformers movie so I was excited to watch this one. This movie was written during the writer's strike and it fucking shows. The story is all over the place there is very little character development. All Sam and Mikaela do is pretty much argue about who is going to say I love you first. It gets to a point where you want to find a way to jump into the movie and beat the shit out of both of them. The action is bad Michael Bay needs to learn how to keep the fucking camera still. It wasn't that bad in the first movie, but this time it gave me a headache. The only action scene that wasn't poorly filmed was the forest battle. That scene is also the only entertaining thing about this movie. So in this movie, Sam Witwicky is off to college and his girlfriend Mikaela gets on the phone with him and tells him that she is leaving him and then all of a sudden she changes her mind. The only reason Megan Fox is in this movie is to be eye candy. Her character was tolerable in the first one but is annoying as hell in this one. Thankfully this is the last movie that she is in. Sam's parents are back in this film and they do some of the stupidest shit I have ever seen. They go to the college and the mom gets these brownies she starts eating them and they are supposed to be full of pot she starts going crazy she tackles this kid out on the front lawn. So Sam has a part of a splint from the Allspark and he starts seeing symbols in his head and that somehow makes him twitch like a crack addict. I burst out laughing every time that happened it looks so fucking stupid. Like with most Micheal Bay movie, this is way too damn long or maybe it just feels that way because after the forest battle which takes place an hour into the movie the rest of it moves at a snail's pace. 0 out of 5 stars for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I hope you enjoyed my review and I hope you never decide to watch this trash.